Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it, a solo came on, and i turned to her and said, "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML
Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML
Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML
Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
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nuke0013 7
Brings a new meaning to "knock am dead"
jumpshot32 11
You must have a killer voice!
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Comments (212)
jtaltstatt 0
U killed her!!!!
punkifyx 5
maybe your solo was so good the lady decided it's time to go.
sammyluvspugs 4
Of course it isn't your fault! That must be scary!!
oopsie2260 7
That is honestly my BIGGEST fear -.-
Steffi 26
F her life.
nigradomaus 8
That was one killer solo! *Ba-dum chss*
FeedTheStache 13
One time something similar happened to me. We went to go sing to the Elderly and someone had a heart attack in the middle of it.
Zack325 10
What a buzz kill
kittykat1501 31
Awww... That's so sad
lia4005 17
More like F HER life. That's really too bad :( btw ur being kinda selfish by making it a big deal that it happened during YOUR solo. I mean for god sake, someone DIED. :'(