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Good one, dad

Today, I was almost done getting ready for a really big date, when I heard my dad call for help from outside. I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose. FML

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notsocrazee 0

invite your date to get splashed too :)

rawrdiinosaurrz 0

i bet your date wished you were wearing a white shirt!

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he's over protective.....:/

PapaCool_fml 0

Hate when my daughter is getting ready each weeked for "the big date" hanging in bathroom for hours and l have to wash my arse after taking scap with garden hose instead of warm shower. Well done to father of yours!!!

so you're saying that you take a shower after every crap you take?

PapaCool_fml 0

Yes. You not? Even muslims are using water instead of toilet paper. Disgusting. If l got leach shit l cant hold anymore l use wet wipes I got always on me and 1st thing at home is arse wash as l get home.

PapaCool_fml 0

Yes. You not? Its not middleages anymore. Disgusting. If l got leach shit l cant hold anymore l use wet wipes I got always on me and 1st thing at home is arse wash as l get home.

Toilet paper was created for a reason, you know. On a related note, so was soap and sinks.

hahaha thats a good dad right there

DropDeadSerena 0

sucks for you

ifailplzinsultme 0

I'm sure you'll end up wet on the date anyways

Eyeeee nice

someone's uptight and doesn't enjoy having a father with a sense of humor

I agree and nice pro pic ;)

Deadzombie 2

you still live at home, fyl. you're dads a moron, also fyl

cockulus 0

does it even say what age they are? dumbass

awesomegirl2s98 1

It's ok, We all get water hose ambushed at one point.