anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Good one, dad
Today, I was almost done getting ready for a really big date, when I heard my dad call for help from outside. I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose. FML
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notsocrazee 0
invite your date to get splashed too :)
rawrdiinosaurrz 0
i bet your date wished you were wearing a white shirt!
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starwind3438 9
Your dad is a dick.
ZAE06 0
he might be, maybe he just wanted to have some fun.
DarkHelmet 10
OPs Dad is awesome! thats hilarious!
KLern 0
haha that made me laugh 12...
fuckyalol 0
12 iOS right
askmeaboutmyDGD 2
heck yea, I would've been mad!!! /:
greengremlyn28 7
Maybe he didn't know she was about to go on a date and was just playing around?!
kingnate16 0
you were going to get wet soon anyway
ohyeah101 0
lmao (:
Staige40 0
your dad didnt know he was proboly just messing around not releasing that something like that would happen
ZAE06 0
yeah he didn't intend to spray him just an accident. *sarcasm
Dawillzzz 3
I think it "realizing":)
ragzy 7
Or realising outside of America?
aardvarkish 17
86, we tend to forget that the standard for English is England. It's a redneck thing.
Saltime 0
Sneak attack!
Moota 9
Yea! I don't see the problem with this. Dads do this kind of stuff. :)
JokinglySerious 0
well you probably needed a shower anyways
TheRealLori 0
What an ass! Hope you proceeded to sit on the good furniture and wring out over his pillow.
YacL 15
He'd like you to think he didn't know that you were getting ready. Dads know everything. Anyways, I'm assuming that he "didn't know". Unless your Dads really over-protective.
SirObvious 1
maybe it's because he doesn't love you.
ipwnlosers 4
I love you... Even though you blocked me.. :/
futtbuck101 1
She probably smelled like a sweaty penis.