DogDoingScience
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Czech Republic
Go home dad, you're drunk
Today, I ran into my father. He was drunk and singing in the street. At 1:25pm. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12
Yeah, it's funny because he was actually having more fun than you were.
QuarterOPie 3
Least he wasnt naked
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Comments (148)
apppiiee 5
Ha!
jillianmathers12 13
I hate it when people comment like this just to be first! Who cares if you are first! Does it make you feel special or wanted? If you don't have anything smart to say just don't talk!
phil139 1
That wasn't a very involved first comment
Fruit_Dealer 9
Steps to not lool retarded and still publish first : 1. Write something quick ; 2. Publish ; 3. Edit comment into something intelligent ; 4. Profit!
opendoorclosed 8
what if thats what she wanted to say? is it necessary to write a thesis or something extremely witty? Who cares?!
Wheredidgrungego 12
Yeah, it's funny because he was actually having more fun than you were.
DocBastard 40
Haha! Yes because being drunk in the middle of the day means you're an awesome person, right? Wrong. People who think that way are idiots who don't know any better or think drinking to the point of inebriation makes you cool. In reality, it makes you stupid and dangerous to yourself and everyone around you.
auriane_fml 19
This was a once in a lifetime opportunity and you let him get away with it.
enonymous 9
I had to do some Czech time conversion... 1:29pm check time comes up with my Mickey mouse flipping me off.
Keyman1212 14
The Czech Republic ayy? Crazy bastards over in Eastern Europe. I used to live in Ukraine with my dad.
LiveLaughFML 10
it takes someone to recognize one of it's own kind. were you drunk too OP?
yoursucklives 36
I don't always drink, but when I do, I embarrass my children.
jerico616 14
Nice!
cwissi 5
Classy
schmock_fml 0
where is the problem? I use to drink at like 10 when im going to a soccer game. but I live in ger and its normal here I guess
anencephalic 14
OPs dad is a bohemian ...
nixter5 18
10 ROUNDS WITH JOSE CUERVO
chuckychan 8
nothing wrong with it thats how i met my girlfriend.
LedZeppelin1109 0
I'm going to bring something depressing into this that no one wants to hear about. My Russian grandfather died by swimming out into the middle of a current ridden lake looking for his 8 year old grandson (me) while intoxicated at about 1 in the morning. Now of course any sober person would conclude that I would be sleeping, just goes to show what alcohol does to people. The moral of the story here being? Alcohol can be okay in certain quantities, but you need to retain some level of self restraint upon consuming it. And this comment is ******* moronic ;).
Finn_the_human 5
Lucky he sounds like a fun dad that breaks into musical numbers.
BB_ava 0
89, if we don't want to hear it, why are you telling us?
LedZeppelin1109 0
I feel it's relevant to this shit comment.
WoWziKi 2
Czech Republic is not in Eastern Europe. Fail!
SirObvious 1
Your mom must give great dome
Ruby246 0
Oooh! B-Burn!!!!!!
QuarterOPie 3
Least he wasnt naked
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Or was he..?
QuarterOPie 3
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN!
sciencekidster1 8
Yea they never said he wasn't..
Fruit_Dealer 9
Let's hope he wasn't. OP ran into him and if his das was naked, I will never see this FML with the same eyes again...
zbajis 7
They never said he wasn't.
Pixxio_O 11
Thank you for putting that mental image into my mind 65...
shay1813 0
At least it wasn't his mom on a street corner
QuarterOPie 3
Ha.
fmlikecrazy 0
At least you saw him in the streets and not on the Internet.
jillianmathers12 13
Well now he is on the Internet!
LiveLaughFML 10
i just got a mental image of OP finding their father jacking off on omegle.com or chatrouelette, since most of the men on there look old enough to have kids. scary! D~:}
fmlikecrazy 0
Good point, hadn't thought of that. I meant more of op finding pics of the dad on a friends Facebook account.
HuntressLocs 0
Let's pretend he has just finished a stressful night shift
22cute 17
Proof that it doesn't take much of a man to father a child!
morrowsource 0
Pretend all you want
GuessWhatKids 13
Finished a stressful night shift in the afternoon?
silver0jay 11
Whose your dad? Charlie Sheen?
jillianmathers12 13
Your dad is awesome!
Ashle1gh 14
I was hoping it wasn't just me.
kenjames 4
Lets party!!!
OneNightStan 2
How is that awesome? it's sad
hailphire130 0
28-13-year-old logic.
syfool 4
He's Superdad... Ooh Superdad!
danishbagel 3
"Haha! My father is publicly intoxicated beyond comprehension and might be endangering the lives of others! Sweet!"
Madiluvsyuh98 2
6... I love how youre 13 and married to eminem
jillianmathers12 13
Thanks yeah we not suppose to be but we are! (Because I am only 13)
stacianichole 2
And only doesn't have a drivers license because she's "too stupid."
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Oh well i hope you know that if you guys "do it" he will get arrested and everyone will want to hurt you.
stacianichole 2
They're planning to do it the day she gets her braces off...
jillianmathers12 13
At least I an not to "pussy" to put a photo of myself up!
silver0jay 11
I like 81's picture. So funny. Yours, isn't.
flatrat 3
I like your comment
stacianichole 2
I don't really need people on the Internet to see what I look like and that's no basis for an argument. You'll figure it out...hopefully...
hailphire130 0
I see nothing wrong with this.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I do. OP should have joined him!
FarSide 23
Then you are a ******* idiot destine to leach off society and contribute nothing. Pity.
TheresNoEffingwa 7
Really 66? Get a sense of humor or get off the site. Douche bag
thepersonyouknow 9
weird you remember the exact time
xXDubbleChic 11
sounds kinda like me
crinx034 0
Says the 15 year old girl...
LedZeppelin1109 0
Pwnage
cj7jeep 1
Yeahhh your a little young lol
Richard16 0
You didnt sing along?