Jbs4lf
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Belgium
Give us a cig, mate
Today, I got punched in the face by a drunk dude because I wouldn't give him any cigarettes. I don't smoke. FML
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Mforce 8
Wow... Whoever said YDI is a jerk. Apparently they deserved to get punched in the face for not basically sucking on cancer.
Amrel 10
Damn drunks!
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Epsilonyx 15
Get cigarettes, find/drug the man, then tie him up and stuff the lit cigarettes into his mouth until he chokes. Then, with his last dying breath, let him know that... *puts on sunglasses* "Smoking kills."
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
^ Full of WIN.
wrichardson 0
What does OP mean?
Epsilonyx 15
Omnipotent Penis.
wrichardson 0
Good one
LadyCarter89 6
Original Poster - the person who posted the FML
A100893 30
Orangutan Pencil.
Astroashton92 6
Umm let's see On Parole? Orange Pie Old Police Olive Pits Over Proof ummmm Oliver Platt?? lol
taracrane1 7
He was drunk, get over it.
mamasait 1
that's common and shame on you for failing to avert a punch from a drunk.
BlackSnowyOwl 2
Falcon Punch!
cocodecoeur 12
Don't be sad OP, at least you would not have some shitty cancer in the future !!
jaredofmo 22
"Can I get a cigarette?" "I don't smoke." "Yeah, you do. *cough/gasp/wheeze*" "Hear how easily I breathe?" *POW!* Is that how it went?
fuzz97 23
My friend got stabbed in the face once by some kid because he didn't have any smokes. Count yourself lucky.
hotmomma21 0
what a jerk!
capnbzarr 43
If he was drunk and you were sober, you should have been able to kick his ass (unless he was The Drunken Master).