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Give us a cig, mate

Today, I got punched in the face by a drunk dude because I wouldn't give him any cigarettes. I don't smoke. FML

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Wow... Whoever said YDI is a jerk. Apparently they deserved to get punched in the face for not basically sucking on cancer.

Damn drunks!

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kickuwithmyfist 1

Start smoking ...

Austin Powers in Goldmember

wouldn't make much sense to fight back either haha

so why didn't you punch him back? isn't that what men so when attacked is fight back. pretty sure that's survival

But hey, it's good that you're not a smoker (in my opinion)

Who hit ydi? The way i read it, a drunk guy walked up, asked for squares, op said "i dont have any" and the drunk suckerpunched op.

I did, his life isn't over so he should just suck it up.

then again, 92% of the things on here aren't something to hate your life over :-

brick_man33 14

cheer up ,OP the cigarettes will be his demise.

Punch him back

brick_man33 14

go to belgium for the waffles, stay for the concussions.

Time to start smoking?! I hate it when that happens! Hope you either hit them back or called the police...