Today, I received an email from my potential employers at the zoo, saying that they won't be hiring me. This wouldn't be so bad if they didn't keep sending me the same email every two hours to remind me that I am still unemployed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an e-mail from a company saying that I would not be a good fit for them. Strangely, it's quite similar to an e-mail they sent me last month. And the month before. They aren't generated e-mails, each one is different. They just e-mail me every month to remind me that I suck. FML
Today, while despairing over having been rejected for my dream job, I received an email asking me to come back in for another interview. Then they called me to say they accidentally sent the email to all the applicants, and that they definitely aren't interested. FML
Today, while checking my voicemail, I noticed I had received one from a job that I've been trying to get in for months. Too bad they called two weeks ago. FML
Today, the job search agency that I use asked me to stop sending in my resume, as no one had hired me in three years, and that the situation was unlikely to change. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months to see if I got the job I had applied for, I was told that they never received my application. Turns out that the email address that they told me to send it to was not being checked anymore and that they would be happy to consider me for the following year. FML
Today, I received a letter telling me I'm not qualified for a job I've been unofficially doing for the last three years. It's the fourth letter I've gotten since applying. I guess it wouldn't be too bad if I didn't have to train the new person who got the job instead of me. FML
Today, I'm constantly checking my emails to see if any of the jobs have got back to me, but nothing yet. There's this one place I really want to work at, and I've already sent a follow-up email for the job, and it's driving me crazy that I haven't heard anything. What should I do? FML
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML
Today, I got a new job and told everyone about it. A few hours later, I got an email from the executive saying I actually don't have the job anymore. FML
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Top comments
DudeBTM 8
Guess what? You're still unemployed.
shannonreneee 11
Unless you studied zoology. Gets real awkward then...
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Comments (51)
TrollsFTW 0
Quality tactic. And why would you want to work at the zoo? The pay can't be very good.
pppyluv04 0
you have to have a four year college degree and experience to work with the animals, that's why they call them professionals.
fyl12345678901 0
ha
momogal 22
reminds me of the time I got a job with sears portraits. the background check company had problems matching my social security number to my married name because the social security office messed up. i ended up getting 5 or 6 letters in the mail saying that I didn't exist.
Magnimus 4
Just block them from your email, OP.
nixophebia 5
OP try this: show up for work anyway and tell 'em you didn't receive the email. Every day. For a week.
ddubsoldiergrl 0
ha ha guess they don't need you to clean up the elephant crap after all.. they found someone better
KrazyLove54 0
what douches but who know they might not know that there doing that
blackwidowtaco 31
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