AnonCat
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Vegreville, Canada
George the Cat
Today, my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven, a dryer, a dishwasher, a toilet, and a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML
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laughtersplay 14
It still has 4 more lives left. No worries.
outoftown 27
Live fast, die young. At this rate, curiosity will kill the kitten long before it becomes a cat.
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testestestes123 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's a hot wet pussy!
Daze619 3
If only my code included people with a horrible sense of humor
Teyros 24
I'm on it, *gives you garbage bags*. He killed me with his humor..
SmosherMe 6
This is terrible...a teenage girl laughing at this..
LolPieRofl 11
#1 Please have this plastic bag and kill yourself with it.
Bluekaren16 19
This pussy is not a pussy.
laughtersplay 14
It still has 4 more lives left. No worries.
shelbyj 6
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
testestestes123 4
5 and 29 I was heckled by a 41 year old dude who actually thinks he is a fictional tv character and a chick with a CAT as a profile pick. I'm good with that
BlowinChronic 18
^ You replied to the wrong comment.
SupaHotFire 4
L.lYYRRpoouloo
Liam Rowley 17
At that pace he’ll be out by tomorrow morning!
adameeo 21
It's lucky cats have nine lives then.
perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
All at one time? What's gotten into him -- a suicidal hamster?
MyEpicFail 9
not to worry.. The kitten still got nine lives. :3
alphaskater09 9
I don't even understand what you just said Perdix.
DerrickJames 33
15 - The kitty would have four lives left, not nine.
thisguy22 33
As in it ate a hamster that was suicidal. At least that is my interpretation...
jjessen 20
It's was a reference to an earlier FML if you hadn't noticed by now
Peachy2392 26
My hamster is suicidal. He climbs to the top of his cage and falls backwards. He also tries to roll down to help stairs while he's in his little ball. He also approached my sleeping cat and bit her tail. He spends more time in his cage now since I'm scared of letting him out even if I'm right there with him.
Connect 10
Kittens are so adorable. This one, possibly suicidal too.
twinkiefeets 17
Kitty deathwish
LemonandLime 13
What did the mars rover ever do to your cat?!
PenguinBitch 44
I was just about to say that. Lol
vocaloidtiger 12
...What?
syki 22
The Mars rover is called Curiosity.
LemonandLime 13
Don't you lot read the news?
outoftown 27
Live fast, die young. At this rate, curiosity will kill the kitten long before it becomes a cat.
djxerxes9000 18
It's always a cat. At no point is a kitten not a cat.
happle 21
Nice breeze today, no?
friedpwnadge 25
Yup. Just like abortion kills the fetus before it becomes a baby, right? Wrong, it's a baby all along.
kevsandy303 12
No it's closer to something killing a kid before it becomes a human
Rainbow35 6
12: But "kitten" basically means "baby cat", and "cat" implies "adult cat", so that's why there's a distinction between the two. It's a kitten until it stops growing, at which point it's an adult cat. In the same way as humans are children until they become adults. Technically it's still all the same species, but distinctions are still made based on age/growth.
Bekll 31
I have two kittens myself and know too well the feeling. When they get too curious like this we leave them in a certain room for a while so we can close the oven, dishwasher, put food away, etc. until it's safe for them to roam around again.
kingbrizo 24
this is a very good idea....or maybe give them a box, kittens (at least mine) seems to like boxes and baskets
jlarae12 10
My kitten likes to climb in the fridge when we open it :|
Myo_fml 20
It sounds like your cat may also be bored in your home. If you have space and money, maybe you could get one of those gymnasium style toys for it to climb on and inspect.
outoftown 27
In the meantime, improvise: cardboard boxes, paper (not plastic) grocery bags, etc. (Oh, and before bed, check the refrigerator. Mine got in there.)