AnonCat
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Vegreville, Canada
George the Cat
Today, my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven, a dryer, a dishwasher, a toilet, and a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML
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laughtersplay 14
It still has 4 more lives left. No worries.
outoftown 27
Live fast, die young. At this rate, curiosity will kill the kitten long before it becomes a cat.
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Rodville 28
Cats crave warmth. How cold is it in your house that your cat would risk it's life to be warm?
Rainbow35 6
Toilets, fish tanks and dishwashers aren't warm, although dishwashers can be. So if it just wanted warmth, it definitely wouldn't have climbed into the toilet and fish tank.
xRezSynn 15
Curiosity kills the cat.
Lioness8197 18
Way to repeat the FML.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You should name it Darwin.
bodychex 5
Next time try to find a cat that isn't...um... Special.
Steve95401 49
Keep your cat away from sharp objects and balconies on tall buildings.
_krystallynn_ 11
lol my cats were like that when they were kittens. itll wear off and they will calm down. keep a close eye on them until it does.
Tuffay 14
Take him for a ride in the dryer... That should fix him. If not, then you got you one dumb pussy!
BlackPhenom 9
it's indestructible! it's a god damn Jack Bauer cat. (always sunny reference)
thehammer2 3
So curiosity really does kill the cat.... Oh the irony
Dodie__fml 2
Maybe start keeping things closed?
sgtcxelite 11
Do you close the dishwasher every time you turn away while in the process of unloading or loading it? How do you immediately shut the oven door when both your hands are full with a hot pan? Do you somehow grab ALL the clothes out of your dryer the first try?
Rainbow35 6
My kitten is the same as OP's, and it jumps into the dishwasher, dryer and washing machine as I'm filling and emptying them. It's kinda hard to fill or empty things while keeping them closed...