fattysonparade
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Gang violence
Today, I cycled past a group of middle school kids. They decided that they should all start shouting "FAT ALERT" while ringing the bells on their bikes. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
We have Middle Schools in the UK? Ok, well, I'll go with that. But what ages are kids at Middle School? Back on topic - too many kids in this country are cocky little sods, just ignore them. You are at least doing exercise, so you don't worry about what they think. You don't even know them.
Charlie194 0
At least you were cycling and trying to lose weight :( respect for that :)
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Comments (88)
lordofcheesypoof 0
I find a good sidekick to the head of a bike rider is most effective in this situation.
tyler9467 0
Oh how mature! Rude middle schoolers who still have bells on their bicycles! :3
gangstabarbie 0
haha sucks to be your ass
silentsniper441 0
ahh , middle schoollers, they think they're so cool
dgag116 0
why the **** did they have bells on their bikes in middle school?
jacqueline101 0
dude its time to excersise ;)
SorrowsSong 0
they're so cool with their middle schoolness and their bike bells.
jjjjjjj_fml 0
usually fmls are stupid and dont make me laugh but i luld at this one
Ross_H 0
Cheeky little *****. I'd have run them off the road till they crash, then tell them 'PAYBACK alert, biaaatch!'
buhbeezus 0
Haha, what if right when they were making fun of OP, the bike collapsed under all her weight.