Today, my crew and I were berated by a client for not installing her new hardwood floor on time. We were only halfway through the day, but apparently it should have only taken "like, an hour?" because "The guys on the TV shows do it that fast." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a coworker sent a last-minute request for a highly complex custom report based on a spreadsheet. It took most of the weekend and Monday to get right because he'd screwed up most of the calculations. The client was pissed; they'd wanted it done by 5PM GMT that Friday. He'd sat on the request until 5 EST Friday. FML
Today, I got some lumber delivered to site and that shit was so bent and warped I could've cut it into foot long pieces and sold them as boomerangs. My boss is breathing down my neck about finishing on time to a high standard of work, yet he keeps buying subpar materials on the cheap. Tosser. FML
Today, a customer filed a complaint against me because my coworker took too long to do a price check. I hate my job. FML
Today, we're in the middle of remodeling our bathroom and the hallway of our apartment. We hired a great guy and he does a really good job, but there's a lot of dust and no way to clean properly until everything is done. My wife is pissed with me because I work from home and don't clean everything every day. FML
Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML
Today, I attempted to assemble a piece of furniture that claimed to be "easy to build in minutes." Four hours and multiple arguments later, I realized I had misread the instructions, and half the parts were upside down. I'm pretty sure the furniture won this round. FML
Today, my wife got home from a 8 day vacation with our daughter. She was instantly angry and yelling at me for not setting the new lights she asked me to install to the correct settings; mad at the paint job I spent hours on in our shower being “not professional enough”; irate that I got a Roomba. One hour down. FML
Today, after days of my wife nagging me, I started working on the flat pack furniture she ordered. Every twenty minutes, she interrupted me to demand I stop and help her with something trivial and irrelevant. Now I remember why I postpone projects as long as possible. FML
Today, my crew was called out to do some house maintenance. We were nearly done, when someone had the goddamned fucking brilliant idea of washing plaster off their hands in the kitchen sink, which clogged the pipes. Instead of getting paid, we now owe for damages. FML
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
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tiernang 21
some people need to do research before they do shit like this.
Nolimit2217 32
You can't fix stupid!
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Comments (49)
fluffywaspluka 7
Glue her face.
Ari1337 15
that won't help much though.
laden_swallow09 35
Glue her lips shut, maybe?
mangobbler 11
Your client is so retarded that it is just sad... don't worry dude, rejoice on your IQ being five times larger than your client's... assuming your IQ is the standard level 100.
fordneagles 34
Make something idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot. How on Earth do such stupid people survive for so long?
seanos 3
Mc Donald's.
onerandomtask 14
i do hvac and when a customer starts yelling at me i stop them quickly and tell them to call my office if you want to yell at someone because if you continue to yell at me for something i didnt do or have no control over i will pack up my tools and leave and good luck getting another person from my company here on a day like today, i have had to walk out on a few customers and when they see me leaving and try to apologize to get me to stay i tell them "don't care ac (or heat) works at my house bye"
mimiminx 23
Am I the only one that read that without taking a breath?
Zaros_fml 24
Of course not, it was a big run-on sentence.
1dvs_bstd 41
Her stupidity is beyond salvation.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
She was stupid enough to rant for 5 minutes to a wrong number, wouldn't put it past her to not grasp tv editing.
Anonomusturd 9
Good thing she didn't see the Empire commercial! Seriously though, flooring is hard work.. Don't pay any attention to that brain dead lady, she either has no common sense at all or is just being a **** because she knows she can get away with it.
Anonomusturd 9
Maybe she's just angry cause she's not getting the hardwood... If ya catch my drift ;)
bingbongbingbong 11
Stupid chashnt
Jessa91 10
Did you explain to her the phenomenon that goes on on television where an entire days work is edited into an hour long program? I hope you did.