Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML
Today, I listened to my grandma monologue about how if my uncle was born first, my mother (and consequently, I) would not exist. I then got to listen to her rant about what a terror he was. Let's just say I learned and heard some things I'd rather have not known. FML
Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
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puplover752 2
what kind of mom would do that. that is horrible. i feel realy bad for u. sorry :(
codyxfail 0
Seriously, your relatives are shit. Or you're a bitchy ****. [:
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Comments (204)
mk58 31
Continued... OP: You know I can hear you two, right? It takes one to know one.
tsk14 9
She's just being honest hahaha
igary 5
Thats horrible op, nice title though
DaDivineDevil 11
You should have slowly turned your head so they see you have the other headphone off. I bet seeing their relation is worth the insult.
shinedown00 4
I would have announced my presence flipped them both off and stole 500$ from them and left
swedeNix 13
Time To move out and never look back? Thats what i did To My family, not talked to them for 5 years, never Been happier!
yellowaholic 25
Irregardless of how OP acts, hearing this would hurt.
chloem103 9
I feel like there must be some truth is what they are saying otherwise why would both of them say that?
cwl727 33
Did you say anything to them.
Klima_fml 29
If I heard anyone in my family talking about me like that I would be saying something to them, it's not right for your mom to say that