Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because, "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I found out I’m the “smelly girl” in the office. Now I understand all those passive-aggressive subtle comments about hygiene and showering made by my coworkers, and why a bottle of Dial body wash randomly appeared on my desk one day. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, while applying deodorant, my mom came up behind me slapped the stick out of my hand, and confiscated it, saying, “No one needs deodorant when it’s this cold.” At work, I got so many complaints about my B.O that I was sent home to go take a shower. I shower every single day. FML
Today, during my meeting with manager, I found out that my coworkers think that I stink. I literally shower every day and use deodorant and perfume. Am I doing something wrong? FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
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Top comments
Meowingtons500 18
Get a new favorite shirt OP.
airforce987 20
At least it came from your grandma and not your boss, eh?
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Comments (135)
instnt1nfction 17
Aaah, deodorant...shower in a capsule.
kandi_kid69 15
Shower in a capsule? Not really. Putting deodorant over "funk" makes it worse. :P
zuzupetalsYO 11
48 have you ever heard of sarcasm?
kandi_kid69 15
Nope.
laden_swallow09 35
Now you do.
AdrienneRae 4
I'm always hinting at people.. Sometimes they never get it. Glad you finally did though.
ManInTheMachine 20
Can I give you a hint? That face you and your friend are making. Never again.
benikki 0
Dont mind the man in the **** machine he is just thick headed! And he always has to be right...
ManInTheMachine 20
Not necessarily. If I made a mistake I'll own up to it. I was just making a harmless jab at her profile pic... Speaking of profile pictures, yours seems familiar.... That's right! Are you still sore from the verbal ass-whupping I have you those FMLs ago? That's a shame. I'll admit that if someone makes a stupid comment I give it to them tough, but if they come back with something smart, I'll agree, and even joke with them. It's people like you that can't get over yourselves that I find harder to warm up to. Seriously, you were wrong. Get over it. It isn't worth holding a grudge over.
ManInTheMachine 20
*gave
benikki 0
Lol i wasnt wrong ass wipe.. Yu just think yu were righhh! Like i said i gave my opinion and yu gave yours! And it wasnt an ass whooping.. Not to meh, i dont give a shit what yu think it was.. To me it was just funny as ****.. And the whole reason i think it started was because yu didnt like the way i was spelling my words and shit.. Lol, do YU like my spelling now?
benikki 0
You jus need 2 get da *** up n get a mutha fukkin lyfe nigguh bitch ass learn how to have fun an stop playin wit yo self
emba_fml 13
89 nobody likes your spelling.
benikki 0
Sorry that message was my lil bro and fiance.. Lol
benikki 0
Haha i dnt give a ****!! Lol Ooooooohh no!!!! The worlds gonna end cuz nobody likes my spelling ill let u kno wen i give a ****
ManInTheMachine 20
If you're going to be a stubborn bitch, then go ahead. I could honestly care less about your second grade level spelling. I was just trying to help you avoid grammar nazis that roam around this site. And spelling wasn't my only issue. You went on some ignorant rant to someone when they were clearly being sarcastic, and then were stupid enough to ask "how is it sarcasm?" I then had to spell out the definition for you, and you never replied. Since you want to bring up one side of the story, I'll help you with the other side. Again, I dont always have to be right. I'm probably wrong almost as much as I am right. What I do like to do, however, is put ignorant dipshits like yourself in their place. I hope you're not a significant part of the child's life in your picture. I would hate for them to become anything like you. Enjoy the rest of your day.
Crystal55621 19
I have this favorite undershirt, but I don't wear it everyday. OP, you could just find other shirts that you like, or just buy a whole bunch of the same shirt.
AbbyAbyss 5
I was just thinking but you beat me to it, Noor. But I can't expect any less from the Amazing Noor! :)
sarahjacquelyn 3
Why are you wearing your favourite shirt almost everyday to work?! You wonder why there is permanent BO! Try switching it up!
MissMae93 23
You wear the same shirt to almost every shift...? Now, not only do your coworkers think you stink but they also think you only own one or two shirts. That was a smart move, OP. YDI.
tennisrapper1 14
Save your favorite shirt for those special occasions. In my opinion, even wearing the same shirt every day is kinda plain, and lacks creativity.
NailQueen2 7
If your going to wear the same shirt every shift, wash it between every shift OP!
ThaBoss12 12
Take a shower!!!
flashback.miss 28
Either burn/wash it more rigourously-- the shirt or (if possible) get another shirt similar to your favourite.... although that must've been embarrassing, better for your grandmother to be more blunt about it than your co-workers...