Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about what happened to me during the day when he stopped me mid-sentence, asked me to skip the middle and to go right to the end of the story, because he could feel himself slowly dying of boredom. Rude much? FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
"And then she typed angrily on her computer all the while telling me to stop narrating"
AllSoul 23
Peter Griffin?
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Comments (101)
ash1rose 11
You are clearly dating Peter Griffin.
nado13579 12
Dude, that sounds ******* awesome! I would love to be in your shoes!
xXPanduhzXx 2
My name's Morgan Freeman... And this is my backyard.
mosquito19 14
you should kick him in the nuts and then narrate it
shsbrownie 3
i didn't realize peter griffin was single... or real...
mcmaster001 0
Breaking up with him should do the trick...
cureemu 3
And now she's typing... and she submits the FML! How exciting.
yungjam89 0
"I looked at the table as my girlfriend placed this questionable meal in front of me." SLAP!!
SakuraFubuki92 12
That's actually pretty awesome.
Soap3rz 1
Sounds like fun too me! And also sounds like an open invitation to get frisky, the challenge being for him to successfully narrate all sexiness. ;)