appendicitisanyone
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Fairfield, United States
Cuff him to the bed
Today, I awoke to the pain of appendicitis. Apparently it isn't a good enough reason to miss court. I now have a warrant out for my arrest. FML
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awildwhisper 30
The dutiful citizen let's nothing stop in his way of justice, not even death itself! But for real, I hope they accept a doctor's note.
DamnGina 3
The American court system is a huge sham in many many ways.
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Boodaman1027 5
Well that's... unfortunate?