Today, I discovered that the actress who played a girl I have a crush on faked her résumé. Not only that, but she wasn’t even interested in acting, she just wanted a job. And boom, she also voted for Trump. And I STILL have a crush on her character. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I filled out a political survey for a psychology experiment. A really cute girl was doing it, too. We hit it off and flirted through the surveys, and I asked her out when it was done. Then I found out it was really an attraction experiment and she was in on it. She was acting. FML
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I've had more crushes on fictional characters than actual people. FML
Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Turns out we only have one thing in common: we would both bang Hillary Clinton. FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
Today, the girl I’ve been crushing over for so long told me that I’m a great guy and a catch, but then went on to tell me all about the other guy she’s been sleeping with. FML.
Today, I got rejected for a job because they claimed I faked my entire resume. Their excuse? I'm too pretty to be smart. FML
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Marcella1016 32
So wait...the girl you have a crush on is in a play? As in she’s a fictional character? And you’re disappointed that the actress playing her is not actually her? And that she isn’t really passionately interested in playing the role in a way that would help you to better visualize your fantasies? Would all that mean less if she wasn’t a Trump supporter? Does your blending of fiction and reality mean that now you feel like the fictional character you have a crush on actually is a Trump supporter? Very...interesting. Correct me if I’m wrong on anything above, but I suggest meeting new people, and trying not to have high expectations of them - learn who they are, and take it or leave it. Or you could always go out and find the real uh girl from the play...
MidnaLink 35
What did I just read?
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PenguinPal3017 19
When future generations ask our flaws they should be shown this post.