Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Congrats
Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML
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margelmo 5
I hate to be 'that person' but I'd be more angry at your mum because she's the one who cheated? I mean, she didn't have to do that.
amadeclton 27
Oh God, that's horrible. Congratulations on your graduation, though! Maybe afterward you can beat him up in the parking lot.
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graceface1031 7
I would not have recommended this, but what I might have impulsively done had I been in your situation would be to snatch my diploma, knee him in the balls, and run over to the mic and tell the entire graduating class/their families what a dick he is.
Senrab 15
Was not expecting that plot twist
WonderGirlBlue 9
love how everyone is quick to make sure they point out the mom is also at fault.
Grenith 21
Just should've taken the diploma. Shouldn't have shaken his hand YDI.
andro6657 10
Yeah, it's just his fault....not your mom's......
yazzieyaz1 18
My mom is still with that guy after almost a year. I feel your pain
Im__Batman_ 8
Should have leaned in during the handshake and whispered something along the lines of, "now that this little detail is out of the way..." Would have left him anxious at the very least.
biopilot17 9
I would have shook his hand and said **** you you son of a bitch and walked off
ItsThisGirl 17
Shoulda snatched it and walked off.
fantasyworld 39
It takes two to cheat.