Today, my boss yelled at me for ruining the report she was supposed to write with my "terrible spelling and grammar". I've checked it thoroughly, and all of her 'corrections' are wrong. She doesn’t believe me, and is refusing to look at a dictionary. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not getting a new position I applied for at my company. Now, I have to continue working for my boss, who recently severely criticized my spelling in my reports, only they weren't my reports, and when I pointed this out, she simply never responded. FML
Today, my supervisor told me off for doing something. When I reminded her that she told me to do it, she yelled at me for correcting her. FML
Today, my boss asked me to send an email on his behalf with an important report attached. I've already received 3 responses from directors commenting on poor spelling and factual errors. I get paid 1/4 the salary of my boss and he can't even write properly. FML
Today, my supervisor’s first words when looking at my work were, “What is this shit?!” I explained that I'd done it exactly like she told me to. She just kept on grumbling because she couldn’t find a single thing I had done wrong, which apparently ruined her day. FML
Today, I received a terrible grade for an essay I worked really hard on. I had two friends, one being an English major, check it over. However, apparently I "clearly didn't use spellcheck" on this essay just like the last one I submitted to her. FML
Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors, calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML
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aman7860 0
what a bitch :/
iAmScrubs 19
How do people like that become bosses? It seems like the people with kindergarten educations get the best jobs and everyone else has to go to university for multiple years just to start of at the bottom of the food chain in their job.
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Comments (120)
aman7860 0
what a bitch :/
yummycupkake 0
bad spellers of the world UNTIE!
YayorNay 8
Like a Boss
Kuuroneko17 2
#8, win.
myfruitloop 0
What, a chicken in the hole.
tacocannon99 5
that's exactly what I thought when I read this.
KaintukeeBob 13
You totally deserve it, OP, for writing a report for your boss (unless it's part of your job, in which case your boss should trust your ability to write and spell).
Boredumm 6
lol get her a dictionary for which ever hoilday comming up next :D
Vincanety 0
beat her with the dictionary and hopefully you gets the words in her some way
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
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aardvarkish 17
56, louse fur wards...
fthislyfe 22
omg thats a real fml...
cessnakid 0
24 - nice reference to another fml
comepoopwithme 0
illiterate FTW!
TheBatmayne 0
Incompetent people are horrible.
2cacrawf 0
and ignorance
cgchamp89 7
and incompetence
MrOcean 0
and stubbornness
YayFlameWarz 9
and style. Sorry all the good ones were taken.
fatraptorjesus13 9
c-c-c- combo breaker
kyjp 0
don't tell me you guys work for ministry of education :)
scrapmetal58 9
They work for The Ministry of Magic.
Lunaa94 6
You'd think they learned that Dumbledore is always right by now.
Docbee 11
Did somebody forget to tell them Dumbledore is dead?
mduffy08 8
WHAT!?!?
Yarrachel 16
Dumbledore isn't dead. He's hanging out with Rumbleroar at Pigfarts. RRRRRRRRUUUUMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!111
bentleysdad11611 0
well now you know she's ignorant , now show the rest of the company
iAmScrubs 19
How do people like that become bosses? It seems like the people with kindergarten educations get the best jobs and everyone else has to go to university for multiple years just to start of at the bottom of the food chain in their job.
Zhu8 5
Read 'The Dilbert Principle'.
MrSassypants 34
They become bosses because they take TheLonelyIsland seriously.
StopDropNRoll 11
special favors?
cocalinaaa 0
she sounds like a stubborn 3rd grader>.
saIty 17
Are all her corrections Chuck Norris? That's always right.
amrik 11
your mom is broken
bigmanj28 0
What?
bigmanj28 0
That's ignorance for you