Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for "lack of work". What that means is that my boss hired his good-for-nothing lazy son, who then got too big of a mortgage, and he had to let me go to pay him a higher salary. FML
Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
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RosiePatosie 0
talk to him about it?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Be a better employee and a better son(:
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Comments (50)
haleymay177 0
you happen to be dumb.
lulzaroonie 0
usually, in the UK anyway, you get a letter of dismissal as well as being told by your employer, it's just a fail safe, so you can't say you weren't told
stewpididiot 11
mark it "Deceasd. Return to sender. and throw it back in the box Postage Due !!!
Kartaleena 0
Awesome song!
krez 20
Father... yes son... I want to kill you Mother...I want to... WAAAAAA
pdp_fml 21
31, you must be a Doors fan!
blahblahblah5_x 13
That's harsh. Just talk to him about it and learn from your mistakes :)
dsweetie 0
dang now that sucks
victimization 0
most people work for families because you can work longer hours and if they do it right you don't have to pay taxes on your salary. I work for my mom. but then again I'm only 17
victimization 0
no it isn't...it's 100% legal...
smclouse26 0
There has to be a reason for it. I'd ask him about it.