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Clumsy

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant when I knocked my glass of ice water over. In my attempt to clean it up with a napkin, I knocked a freshly filled cup of coffee all over myself. FML

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themanhw 0

oops I did it again?

iAmScrubs 19

Now you have successfully made an iced coffee. Welcome to the McDonald's team!

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The REALLY fancy restaurant have juice boxes for klutzes like you. They also have lactating ladies walking around bare-breasted for you to suckle. That's why they are fancy.

it was ur lucky day.

Punkpoptart1119 20

#66, stop being a douche. Everybody spills stuff. Sorry OP. I had something like that happen when I first went out to eat with my boyfriends sister. When I got my sweet tea, I ended up accidentally spilling it all over her and her baby..its definitely embarrassing. FYL.

You're a klutz.

one of those moments in time where it's like [FAIL]

...oooh fail

That sounds a lot like me. I'm just as clumsy as Op. Don't feel bad.

jillianmathers12 13

That sucks! I really hope you were not wearing white!

next he knocks his appetizer on himself...

YOU SUCK AT LIFE! Jk, the same sort of things happen to me in a daily basis. Therefore, I also suck at life :(