Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
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bornaunicorn 12
You are one lucky lady!
chelsearenaeee 16
She clearly gets the D
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Comments (135)
simoncat 11
Obviously, he also has a big mouth and an even bigger ego. You SHOULD have piped up and said, "yeah. Five carats outta compensate."
AliveLikeFire 7
*high 5*
simoncat 11
No, but BEING a big dick seems to.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
14 - You are using it wrong then :P
melbaby112 11
Haha your boyfriend is awesome!!!
DDCA 24
You would like that. And that makes YOU awesome!
cul8r 4
Who needs a diamond ring? This is a stupid tradition. Love doesn't need diamonds... Also, many of those traded in North America are blood diamonds.
gilliaga73 18
Okay, I can see how that would be mortifying, but truly, his endowment will make you far happier than a giant diamond would. Have a great honeymoon!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That's called confidence.
Nicole1225 14
What a gentleman.
AliveLikeFire 7
Wow. Just wow. Wow wow wow. Maybe you should explain to him that just because a woman has a big ring - it doesn't mean her husband has a small one. Jeeze. Wow. What an idiot. Rather self absorbed too.
Geary519 20
ya buddy! like a boss...