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This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Christmas is dangerous
Today, I was moving my sofa to make space for the Christmas tree and the sofa slipped on the wooden floor, thus flipping my right big toenail up 90° so it is now only connected at the cuticle. FML
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fjvitt 14
Nailed it!
silentbabydeer 10
So.....did you rip the rest of it out? But in seriousness that sounded really painful!!! Hope you heal quickly!
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BurnInDemonFire 39
"I got a hangnail, hangin' from my cuticle. A hangnail, and it ain't beautiful. It hurts like a bitch that I did last night."
BurnInDemonFire 39
Note to self: Family Guy references are out-dated. That means I have to move forward, and make my references legen- wait for it- dary!
silentbabydeer 10
So.....did you rip the rest of it out? But in seriousness that sounded really painful!!! Hope you heal quickly!
fjvitt 14
Nailed it!
ViviMage 40
The white tip of the nail is dead, the pink part is the nail matrix or "quick", the living part. Clean (nail) scissors with rubbing alcohol. Use scissors to remove the detached part of the nail if the nail is partly attached. Soak your finger or toe in cold water for 20 minutes after trimming the nail. Apply a thin layer of petroleum jelly, such as Vaseline, and cover the area with a nonstick bandage. The rest might fall out but if the matrix is still alive and intact you will grow another nail.
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
This happened to me. Twice. Two different pieces of furniture. Same toe.
jsikes 8
Sorry to hear that, Squidward
julfunky 29
That part ALWAYS made me cringe.
ViviMage 40
Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?
BeachMammal 8
That must have hurt so bad!
LennyComa 39
Rip it out and start growing it again.
123Puppy 33
I cringed when I read this...so sorry OP! 😣FYL!
anayanci1 6
This reminds me of that spongebob episode