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Today, while working on a medical school application, I asked my mom what she thought my greatest challenge in life had been. She replied, "Trying to lose your virginity." FML

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consider it this way. it means you will do great in school? rofl

#8 More like *parents with a sense of humor*. ^_~

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holynemesis1208 3

bobby jindal is wasting time while law and order: svu could be on. there went my tuesday night.

THATS THAT FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA MY MOM WOULD PROBABLY SAY THE SAME EXACT THING LMAOOOOO RTOFLLLLLL

I TOO SPEAK IN ALL CAPS SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME SEEM SMART

lmfaooo u got raped by ur mom poorr u thts ******* sad u just got owned

XDDD That's effing amazing!!!!!

Your life ISN'T ******. There is nothing wrong with being a virgin - especially in times when Herpes and Syphilis are on the rise. Whichever person gets with this person will (more than likely) be getting a gift. I am 25 and have been regretting losing my virginity for much of the past 7 years since I lost it. That's a kind of purity that you can never get back.

i agree with 16

lol, I can help you achieve that goal :)

destin5241 0

25: stop whining. Have better sex.

My mom was proud that I'm still a virgin, though. =P