Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it's my 15th birthday. My dad stumbled into my bedroom at six in the morning, completely drunk, and slurred the "Happy Birthday" song. Then he told me to go fuck myself, and said that he wished I was never born. Me too, dad. Me too. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
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aznboytellem 0
WERE U PLAYIN POKEMANZ?
tyhillman 0
Ha at least it was dark, either way sucks for you
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Comments (453)
gfortress 3
sacrifice goats for the glory of the omnipotent potato god
blackbeltlawyer 9
In going to take a wild guess at what fifteen year olds do at midnight. Sleep?!
MadisonDerp 16
Birthday sex: forever alone version
Grandpa_Gray 5
Why would anyone think you deserved it
paolino_fml 18
Either **********, sleep or ****, and in any way it couldn't have gone good in any way
superguydude200 5
They sleep
carcinoid 17
so many people don't understand this one; so many innocent minds
jadelagrue 14
awks
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Sleep? I know I do.
pinkstardust 9
Well at least they didn't forget you're birthday Happy birthday?