Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it's my 15th birthday. My dad stumbled into my bedroom at six in the morning, completely drunk, and slurred the "Happy Birthday" song. Then he told me to go fuck myself, and said that he wished I was never born. Me too, dad. Me too. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
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aznboytellem 0
WERE U PLAYIN POKEMANZ?
tyhillman 0
Ha at least it was dark, either way sucks for you
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Comments (453)
CoolAidIsMyName 0
You're fifteen? Sorry. But even in THIS modern world fifteen year olds don't need to be having sex.
missalice0306 19
I'm pretty sure he was jacking off
CoolAidIsMyName 0
I'm pretty sure 15 year olds don't need to be doing that either.
supasophie99 2
No, would you please inform me?
Brutalus420 5
I made an account for this after about 5 months of using the app, just to say... He was masturbating. If you cannot pick that up from the hints in the message. You should not even be on here.
HugoGoldman 12
They were being SARCASTIC.
BloodRedViola 12
@391 I sleep before midnight.
unicornpower56 7
At midnight I play COD.......yes I am a girl. Otherwise I go to sleep...
G_Lagaffe 4
Yes we do know...
phoenix310 7
At midnight I watch mlp
CheesyFan20 14
I was thinking he was hitting a good tree but ok lol
The_9th_Doctor 18
lock the door next time
hiwazup_24 4
You are still grounded