Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Calgary, Canada
Cats being weird little dudes
Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML
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NotBlargo 18
I do the same.
Sam_Dchi 23
why were you watching your mother while she was sleeping??
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drc428 5
all male cats do that even if fixed, they like the bed because it is fluffy, and they don't watch anyone in particular just stare lol
circleone 8
He's not humping the blanket, he's kneading it. Cats and dogs who've been taken away from their mothers too early do this as a means of comforting themselves.
AnyaS 19
That was my first thought too. And as someone else pointed out, the cat is probably just staring into space, not necessarily at the sleeping mother.
bbanmen 6
Mine does this as well. He's fixed too :
rachelle93 5
Mine and my ex's cat would do that to his mom too
otumboo 10
hump day ?
Hinup 11
even more creepier, you are in her bedroom witnessing it.....while she asleep.. perv
Kendrah18 19
My cat used to hump me until we got him fixed. Weeiirrrd.
twodotgirl 8
my cats humps all of my brother stuffed animals
archertheo 15
Your cat sounds awesome, second only to grumpy cat
NOTaDISTRACTION 17
That sounds, we'll, rapey