Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Calgary, Canada
Cats being weird little dudes
Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML
Top comments
NotBlargo 18
I do the same.
Sam_Dchi 23
why were you watching your mother while she was sleeping??
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Comments (51)
NotBlargo 18
I do the same.
Jreslier 15
Do you have a soft rug? I do.
elibel 16
Why were you in your mom's bedroom while she was sleeping
hammer065 8
Probably to hump her blankets while looking at her.
enddmd 27
Oh good, #1. I thought I was the only one.
kittykat1501 31
WHAT?!?! Why?!?!?!?!
sam193 14
sounds hot
Onyxdragon 9
yeah, op was in her room to do the same
octopussperm125 18
Then the cat had to learn it somewhere
omgcyndaquil 23
If only Freud had written about animal behavior...
notsoaverageteen 5
Ha
BvbArmy_0 18
#45 most creative comment ever
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Looks like the cat is in the b[ed].
lambda_fml 40
^ comment s[ucks].
cryssycakesx3 23
to add- Looks like the comment is in the s[ucks].
PengiPou 12
Faith in catmanity restored
Ltsdragons 19
More like lost...
tournamentdecide 33
More like there never was one...?
KapralCat 8
Cats are cute,right?
cypherwars 15
dry humping ones are not
katieemerr 15
What a catastrophe
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Stop. Stop it right meow.
wolfgold2 20
You have got to be kitten me.
martin8337 36
Now the cat's out of the bag.
AoC15 10
Insert cat pun here
Enslaved 38
"Dream of Cat-ifornication"? ~RHCP
AllStache 11
I love the Red Hot Catpeppers.
katachristic 19
Almost, Red Hot Kitty Peppers sounds better.
WeakYoungTeen 21
I'm pawsitive that these cat puns will make me hissterical.
jenjen2633 17
Get meowta here
candyolympics 17
You have cat to be kitten me right meow.
AllStache 11
#49 I was thinking of that but it would be RHKP then.
catmint 13
My sister's cat used to make out with my mum's bathrobe. It got uncomfortable to watch after the first 15 minutes.
bitchimabunnyz33 13
I'm more concerned that you watched for over 15 minutes...
catmint 13
We watched until it stopped being hilarious and slightly mis-timed it :c
cryssycakesx3 23
I had a cat that sucked on ears...
TrackGirl19 29
my cat does that too :P she give a hickeys
kinky44 28
Must resist "pussy" pun. . . RESIST!
Sam_Dchi 23
why were you watching your mother while she was sleeping??
JuggaloSimms1441 16
Agreed! Creepy shit! Ydi!
sjbartholome 14
thinking the same thing
DomiLove 26
Maybe they weren't watching their mom but was about to wake her up or ask her something.
OhWhoCares 42
Or the cat was gone for 45 minutes and OP was looking around for it and found it in the mom's bedroom hahah