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BIKES?!

Today, I decided to ride my rusty old bike to work, since it might be good the environment. I was standing up and had a tight grip on the handlebar. The handlebar came off and I fell down onto the crossbar, busting my nuts. FML

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At least your intentions were good.

You may have tried to better the world, but the children you could've had won't ever get to see the effects of your hard work. D:

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Wow. No you Mollish are the definition of an ignorant moron. Global warming is not a myth and if you had any brain cells at all you would know that. And David, I am very sorry about what happened to you. Helping the environment is good, but riding on a rusty bike is not going to make it on anyone's top ten list of best ideas.

banana_head 0

haha that really sucks. atleast it was for a good cause!

YDI for caring about the environment you hippie

The environment is just a tool for humanity to use and discard at will, anyone who thinks otherwise is just a useless hippie.

muffinkitty 15

awww. I hope ur balls feel better soon :/

"I can ride my bike with no handlebars."

That's what ya get for being environmentally friendly! FYL

Damn ur balls must hurt sry

alanlostforever 9

The upside is no children yay I guess