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Today, I laid in bed all night texting my drunk boyfriend and drunk best friend. They were at two different parties, neither of which I was invited to. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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why didn't your boyfriend bring you to the party he was at?? isn't that what relationships are all about?

Ali_Br_fml 33

And you couldn't crash one of them?

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why didn't your boyfriend bring you to the party he was at?? isn't that what relationships are all about?

FrenchFried 8

Pretty sure that's the whole point...

so get off ur ass and find a party instead of feeling sry for yourself

MrLaryRottweila 1

ooooh boo hoo

Miss_Jazzalyn 4

Eh. It probably just means that they have their own circle of friends as well. My best friend doesn't take me to outings that she goes to with her other friends because I don't know them and it'd be kind of awkward.

you sure they were at different parties?

My thoughts exactly.

Get cooler friends, or throw your own parties. Though quite honestly I hate hanging around with drunks, so instead of that, go to shows, rock climb above Lake Erie, or take the brakes of your bike and ride downhill without your glasses/whilst wearing glasses you don't need. Anything beats complaining.

why the **** would you bother with two losers like that? Your choices of friends suck. Get new friends and start to live a little.

I'm pretty sure everyone at those parties said that to the drunk boyfriend and best friend too.

life's a bitch.

I never go to parties, I just go out.

Maybe your a party pooper