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poorgirl This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Best day of my life

Today, my dad threw up on my dress. My wedding dress. While he was walking me down the aisle. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Already drunk? What a trooper.

He sure gave you his last blessings.

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^You're stupid

Sorry about that :(

SexyDrPepper 2

I'm changing the rule, now it's any poem instead of just haikus! Here's a poem for you: I'm sorry he ruined it on our special day, But there's a 50% chance it won't last anyway…

At least you had something borrowed?

Hope it all went well...congrats OP

Countryboy1996 18

Mannnn this should be on the top ranked list.

He is allowed - if he is paying for the wedding