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Basic bitch

Today, my boss asked me what language I was speaking. I was clearly speaking English, but apparently, "indifferent" is too big a word for him to understand. I don't know how he got into a management position. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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SauceySarah 30

What a dumbass.

cptmorgan6 8

So you thought it would be a good idea to bring that word to FML? The place where illiteracy breeds and people don't know your from you're?

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Comments (48)

now you know you can insult him in front of his face! just use big words!

obviousboy 8

Managers are rarely promoted for their intelligence.

Heeeerroin 5

Ohhhhh the 2000s everybody!

KiddNYC1O 22

This must be McDonald's again. Last year one of their registers were down and written on paper was "No debit cards, sorry for the inconvience."

KiddNYC1O 22

A McDonald's employee didn't like this comment...

TraceCase_ 19

The foreigner owned 7-11 by my house once had a written sign on the register that said, "we need penis". I didn't correct them. I did laugh, out loud.

KiddNYC1O 22

Lol. I'm wondering what sounds close to penis that they would need... Pennies?

Maaaybe you have an accent?

99% of the time the boss is dumber than his/her employees

KiddNYC1O 22

Yeah, that explains why he's at a much higher position...

I hope it's management of pre-K or something

I'd love to have a verbally challenged boss! Imagine all the creative insults you could dream up...(i.e. "anal osculator," "phallic macerator," "illegitimate offspring of a domesticated canine,"etc., etc...)

I didn't spell it wrong bitch, you read it wrong

I dont think he understands 'incompetence' neither ;)