Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Ruschlikon, Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Barbie squeaks
Today, my boyfriend told me I sound like a squeaky toy during sex, and asked if I could get it under control because it creeps him out. FML
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RebeccaRFT 18
Yet if the boyfriend silently suffered all of you would say to tell her. Grow up people he didn't do anything wrong. No one is 'grateful' for bad sex. He said it creeps him out, and asked her to stop. He gets a vote on how he wants sex too.
TheNewGuy03 29
This is tough, namely because I had one solitary experience during which the woman screamed like a literal banshee and freaked me the **** out because 1) I thought I was hurting her and 2) other people can hear that shit and may think I'm raping the chick. My best advice would be to talk to him about it. If he has unreasonable expectations, then ... well, you know what to do.
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nash1991 20
An audio clip of how you sound is needed... For research purposes
captainsmegma 12
Sounds like lubrication is needed.
corky1992 33
At least he was honest. He could have been a little nicer about it though.
Berber260 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sounds are not a problem. He should embrace any sound you make during sex. Except if it's a pain sound
Steve7910 6
The pain ones are the best, especially when she cries " no daddy "
R2Y2 22
You people are cancer.
hipposteve 21
intimacy is important in a happy relationship.. I hope you find someone who appreciates all of you !
pyronexus 12
Why is it that what SHE wants is the only important part? What HE feels is important too. If it honestly creeps him out then it's not enjoyable for him.
itsjulia16 4
The douchebag move isn't the fact he doesn't like her noises cause well if he doesn't like it that's his own preference but it sounds like he could have handled it a lot better when telling her that...how would you like being told you sound like a "squeaky toy"...he should have said it in a nice way at the very least...sounds like a douche to me...
ronnixoxo 18
wow, this makes me appreciate my squeaky hiccups. (:
Xion0014 20
Just tell him to kiss you? Or bite him to avoid sounding so squeaky. I only "squeak during an ****** but you can control how your moan comes out. At least he was being honest instead of losing a boner and having you complain about something else on fml
False_Stupidity 42
Here's a different take because now I wonder if the squeaking is coming from upstairs or downstairs. Sometimes trapped air in the passage can make strange noises as its being displaced and it's not too far of a stretch to imagine a squeaking sound from there.
JKPwnage 27
Here comes half the comment section calling for a breakup