Today, my dad undermined my life's work. I finally opened my own bakery, but my dad told me it's a "sissies job" since it doesn't involve manual labour like he did for 50 years and I'll probably go out of business, because no one will want cakes from a 6 foot 8 man with tattoos, piercings and a shaved head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my one day off from working in a bakery, my dad asked me to bake him a cake. I refused as I’m exhausted and didn’t want to bake. He then informed me it’s “not my choice” if I bake cakes or not, and if I want to keep living rent free in his house, I’ll “bake the fucking cake.” FML
Today, it's my birthday. I'm a pastry chef by profession. Not only did my family buy a cake from my bakery, I had to make it myself and inscribe it with 'Happy Birthday Dad'. The worst part is, they asked money from me to pay for it. FML
Today, in a misguided attempt to earn my asshole dad's approval I went to university to get my business degree and took over the family restaurant. Now I have all the stress of managing the restaurant, he has retired and is moving abroad. Oh, and he still isn’t proud of me. FML
Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
Today, my dad, under threats of disowning me, insisted that I offer my sister a job in my company. I run my own law firm, she is a hairdresser. FML
Today, I explained to my dad that I had spent over three hours baking, frosting, and decorating a cake from scratch and how proud I was of it. Without even looking up at me, he replied, "You really need a boyfriend." FML
Today, it's the one-year anniversary of opening my own store. I love books and baking, so I turned my hobby into a career by opening a bookstore with a small cafe and bakery attached. I was not prepared for how hard the job would be, so now I hate my career AND my hobby as well. FML
Today, I opened my own flower shop. My mom's response was, "Get a job." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
Today, I discovered that my dad still doesn't consider my career as an app developer a "real job". FML
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Top comments
ojoRojo 27
Is it weird that that makes me wanna buy them from you more? I think you’ll attract more customers because you’re unique in your business
mayaklast 12
How is baking not manual labour? It is the definition of manual labour and it's a very tiring job. Get your father to spend a day with you at the bakery to show him. By the way, not that it matters but a lot of the most famous bakers on Earth are straight men. EVERYONE likes cake, there is no gender or sexual orientation involved here.
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Comments (28)
cpguru24 18
Baking is definitely manual labor. Your dad is a little bitch. Most men and woman who are bakers have huge arms. Use them and wrap those anacondas around your dads head and noogie him into submission.
Warren Slater 4
I'd buy from you any day. :)
Angelica Ballard 19
1. Baking is a LOT of work 2. Running a business is a LOT of work 3. Everyone loves cake! You’ve got this, dude! How exciting that you’ve been able to follow your dreams! We’re all rooting for you!
ThorCTF 12
**** his opinion on the matter. Cakes made with passion are always the best.
black_dragonfly13 6
**** him, I’d love to buy from you!
jcandmrdoggy 1
If I could I would only buy cakes ok 6 foot 8” men with tattoos and shaved heads