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This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Alexandria, United States
Bad time
Today, I saw the hottest nurse ever. Too bad he was pulling out a piece of wax the size of a raisin from my blocked ear. FML
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PenguinBitch 44
Use that same wax and lit it like a candle. Romantic.
curlytop101 23
I guess in this case it isn't what's in the inside that really counts...
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gracehi 33
That's really not that big a deal, the ear wax, I mean. Lots of people have problems with ear wax buildup. Doctors tell you "no q-tips" but water just gets stuck in there, so what are you supposed to do? And then some people, like you and I, have heard ear wax, that condenses and forms a sort of stone in the ear. It happens. A corpsman had to remove one of those from both my ears a few years ago. Recently I've been cleaning my ears with hydrogen peroxide. Lay on your side, put a few drops in, and hold still for 5 minutes, then tilt your head and shake it out. You'll hear it fizz, btw. Since I've been doing that,I haven't had a problem with my ears. But anyway, nurses are nearly impossible to disgust, and I'm sure he's had to deal with some truly disgusting things, so I doubt your ball of wax phased him.
dicroda 3
As a nurse, I've seen a lot worse stuff that would turn even the strongest stomach. And, yeah, I'm a guy.
EdenCrystal 21
Yeah, when I was a little girl I had to have the doctor suck the wax out of my ear with a tube because I had way too much build up. I do use Q-tips, but you can't blame. They are soooooo much easier to use
Vegetarian27 24
*fazed
sunnysideup25 7
Well at least u will be able to hear urself think these things a little better.
fader48080 10
go for it anyways trust me he has seen WAYYYYY worse
NodakN8V 25
All I saw was "he" and "nurse" are we talking a Gaylord focker situation here
NodakN8V 25
Well that's bullshit
Attacksloth 33
"Hey baby, my ears aren't the only thing you can get inside." ;) No? Okay, I'll shut up now.
SkipBeatOtaku 33
Teehee... Murse... Hehe
cryssycakesx3 23
she's not trying to date a man purse...
revelation11B 10
It's not a man purse! It's a SATCHEL!
lulinator 40
Less embarrassing for her to be pulling something out of your ear than any other orifice...
lulinator 40
lol, nope. my bad. thumb-down away, my friends.
Wizardo 34
'Get me the fleece coated sceptre of Q-Teep and the po-leash remover of na-eel' just popped into my head.
FranklySpeaking 11
Just be grateful he wasn't giving you a pap smear. Kind of hard to flirt with your legs propped open like a refrigerator door.
worldclassrager 41
I never heard hot for a male nurse