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Awkward family moments

Today, I realized that my dad is more comfortable talking to the dog than sitting in the same room as me. FML

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Maybe wag your tail a bit?

I think that is just a dad thing. My father in law can't talk to my wife for the life of him. If he is the only person there when we stop by it is really awkward because he can't keep up a conversation with her at all. He loves her, believe me getting married to her was like being read my rights (not the actual ceremony but having to tell him I'd asked her), he just doesn't have that type of relationship with her. Don't sweat it, men just like dogs.

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Maybe wag your tail a bit?

AntiChrist7 0

Dogs don't talk back. great upside compared to daughters

How exactly did you just "realize" this. Did your dad just straight up tell you he'd rather be with the dog?

Does he hate homosexuals?

maybe the dog is not bitchy? Your dog is at the back door barking and your wife/girlfriend is at the front door yelling, who do you let in and why? The dog because it will stop barking when you let it in.

are you a goth or hot chick?

tuboshu1986 0

generation gap?

I agree with this completly.

Well, maybe if your dad put peanut butter on his balls while you are in the room...

Nah. Mercy is more attracted to licking postage envelopes and old, bald men with liverspots... sometimes both at the same time. Read her dossier.

terriibabiiix23 0

wow, that's really sad. are you and your dad close ? if not, maybe you should try reconnecting with him.