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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, my boss asked me to call his new phone to make sure it's working. When his phone didn't ring, he looked at my phone to confirm I called him. My boss then saw that I'd entered him into my phonebook as "Douchebag." FML
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alex_vik 1
YDI for putting him in as "Douche Bag"
Crunchy_fml 0
his phone didn't ring, you could've played it off like the douchebag was someone else
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Comments (57)
person1000003 0
That sucks lmao
akkid17 0
Haha everyone has had a douche boss but gettin busted by the cell... sucks for you
whatwasthatbich 0
JhhhajahahahHhHAhahaha
maria12_fml 0
He's ur boss, he gets paid to be ur boss. Just cuz he's the boss of you doesn't mean he's mean. Ur a douchebag, your boss is just doing his job. I hope you got fired. D O U C H E B A G ! !
Sjolie 0
YDI for having a phone at work. Work is a place where you should have no contact with anyone and be forced to do nothing but WORK. Dumbass.
ananamoose 0
Haha you have never had a phone at work how old are you 93????
falloutgurl517 0
some people keep their phones with them in case of emergency. so just shut up and think before you write something. dumbass
hahaha6 0
You do realize it is some people's job to be on the phone/ make phone calls all day long, right? And where are you from? Afghanistan? Because in most countries with work laws, you get lunch hours or 15min. breaks in which you DON'T have to work.... making it perfectly aqcceptable for them to have a phone. There is also this then called an emergency, where someone just MAY need to contact another person while they are at their place of employment.... usually it is acceptable to be disturbed from work during those situations. Another point was that THE BOSS asked her to call him using HER cell phone. Your comment is illogical and doesn't really apply. Dumbass.
CJ090 0
lolz he said where are u in Afghanistan
hahaha6 0
Actually, i'm a she. And I wasn't stereotyping, thats the country where there has been the most recent dispute of forced labor.
alpacino_fml 0
YDI for being an asshole.
deja54 0
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kennythedude 3
Well, it IS your fault for putting him as douche bag on your phone. Always be careful when you do those things in case someone else gets a hold of your phone.
CJ090 0
Ok people can we stop having these petty little names in our phones for people we don't like gosh the 5th grade called and they want their student bak
indu54 0
i called and said LOL
drinkupgorgeous 0
Yeah, but that "douche bag" pays you.