Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML
Today, I realized how stagnant my life has become when, while eating some leftover salad with crackers I'd left out the night before, I decided to open some new crackers and put them with the stale, and giggled to myself about the excitement of "cracker roulette." FML
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML
Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must've been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML
Today, I was craving some comfort food, so I grabbed a bag of nachos from the cupboard and sat down to binge-watch Netflix. As I opened the bag, the chips exploded everywhere, spilling all over the couch, and floor. I spent the next half hour picking up crumbs while my dog and cats happily ate the scraps. FML
Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML
Today, I was secretly snacking on my roommate’s chips. I heard her coming, so I shoved the chips under my bed and pretended to read. She came in, sniffed the air, and said, "I know you stole my chips. The evidence is on your face." I had orange cheese dust all over my mouth. FML
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
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unchien 0
Or rather, apparently, crackers weren't the only things you were enjoying.
xkaokaox 0
Nothing wrong with some extra protein... >_>...
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Comments (120)
Drekos 0
this is really lame. you should write an FML about having posted this.
Mattyknows 0
Sounds like it wasn't the only thing you were enjoying either . . . FYL.
oxheatherrrox 0
i read this while eating a brownie. i just threw that brownie out.
Trix_Disorder 20
Protein. Big whoop.
PonTiFeX 0
35. I know. It was hypothetical as in it could have been worse.
lifeislife_fml 0
I had an ant situation today too. I was sitting at the computer and then felt something moving on my leg. I brushed it off because I knew it was an ant, but then I realized ants crawling all over my socks and squashed on the bottom of my sock. I looked under the desk and saw that I stepped in a giant line of ants eating some crackers that someone dropped. Then I vacuumed them up. It was a pretty gross experience. D:
Me27 0
Like others have said, at least it's not something worse! Was it ants or those tiny little black, just, like bugs? Cause those are what we get sometimes in the dog biscuits - they drill perfectly round holes through them and it's so creepy.
whocaresnotme 0
i no what u mean. about a year ago, i acciedentally ate 2 or 3 pistachios before looking at the rest of them covered in mold. i thought they tasted sour...
jayfx 0
EW!
Darenator 0
oh my god. this is nightmare material. i hate ants omg.