MetalisLife
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Ace Of Spades
Today, I thought I died in the shower. I was very intensely playing air guitar while simultaneously headbanging. I punched myself in the dick. FML
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Warmonger_Smurf 29
Must have been one hell of a high note you hit.
lexiieeex3 32
In the dick, m'ame?
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Comments (31)
species4872 20
<p> You must have really good aim.</p>
Gazerman100 13
That's one way to beat your meat
BeautifulMine 16
Ya know, I kind of agree. It is a waste of water. Really though, everyone wastes water to some extent, so hopefully they didn't do it for too long. Also, now I understand why some people have those nasty water marks over their showers.
rabitch 2
<p>I literally laughed out loud</p>
DoomedGemini 38
Just saying, not what happened here, but not all trans people get surgeries..
Beautymarked 12
Gives a whole new meaning to "beating your meat."
growup29 3
you deserved it douche
growup29 3
you deserved it douche lol
RichardPencil 32
You need to take guitar lessons. There's not a dick-punching move in guitar playing.
spinningrecords 14
Headbutted would have made for a better story.