MetalisLife
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Ace Of Spades
Today, I thought I died in the shower. I was very intensely playing air guitar while simultaneously headbanging. I punched myself in the dick. FML
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Warmonger_Smurf 29
Must have been one hell of a high note you hit.
lexiieeex3 32
In the dick, m'ame?
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TheEpicKitten 20
Might want to switch the gender on your account
lexiieeex3 32
In the dick, m'ame?
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Must have been one hell of a high note you hit.
niallo 23
Don't do that. Really.
KneeGrowMancer 0
just right in bejewels. well damn
Death69 24
Was the song called "Ballcrusher" by any chance?
jcash52426 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why were you wasting water doing something stupid instead of cleaning yourself. You get what you deserve because you weren't hawing the shower the way it was intended
sasquatchius 3
<p>With any luck you hit hard enough that you never have children, otherwise it's an FML for all of us. </p>
sohigh10 34
Wow. Kids in Africa could have eaten the salt you wasted on this comment.
Lalala579121 28
Probably that Metalocalypse thing "Crush my Battle Opponent's Balls".