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Ace Of Spades

Today, I thought I died in the shower. I was very intensely playing air guitar while simultaneously headbanging. I punched myself in the dick. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Must have been one hell of a high note you hit.

lexiieeex3 32

In the dick, m'ame?

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Comments (31)

headshot for the loose....

I dont get why this was down voted

CrazyJolteon 0

Change ur gender

Carrying on in the shower like that you're luck that's the only head that got smashed.

They're all being listed as female because FML is to glitches what hockey is to Canada.

Stating the obvious... don't do that

You okay there buddy?

I seriously hope you're trolling.

Outwithharts 0

xhdjd

CrazyJolteon 0

This is girl who posted this