Your everyday life stories

Anonymous - 07/11/2019 02:37

Today, I lost 9lbs in 3 weeks. I rewarded myself with my kids Halloween candy...all of it. FML

GabeUrBoi - 07/11/2019 01:21

Today, Dad and older brother: Makes fun of me Me: Gets angry Dad and older brother: Mock me for being mad. FML

Anonymous - 07/11/2019 00:24

Today, I bought a very expensive pair of real denim jeans that I intended to wear for the next 5-10 years. A barista spilled coffee down them the first time I wear them outside. FML

"QueenCortana Tiffany Turner" - 06/11/2019 21:01

Today, I had to go to the clinic cause i had a tonsillectomy last week. I haven't eaten in four days lost 11 pounds and have been throwing up nonstop. The icing on the cake I have thrush all over the inside of my mouth and will be sick for 2 more weeks. FML.

StillWaitingForACookie - 06/11/2019 15:01

Today, I spent all of last night and this morning to study for an important test. I even woke up early just to continue studying for it. When I came to class, my teacher was teaching another lesson. It turns out he decided to postpone the test until next week to give us more time. FML

Anonymous - 06/11/2019 10:19

Today my sister was rewarded & recognized for the extra effort she put into her day job. The news was shared by her husband in our family group chat. I just received a call from my husband telling me to leave work early to help my mother pack her home made pickles into bottles. FML.

Anonymous - 06/11/2019 07:05

Today, roughly 25 hours before my chemistry exam I realised I remember nothing! NOTHING at all..I NEED to pass this test and any cost! FML

Anonymous - 06/11/2019 06:50

Today is my chemistry test! This is a test that I NEED to pass at any cost. I have failed in chemistry previously, if I fail again, I will be considered disqualified for board exam. So, I have studied really hard, but now ... roughly 4 hours before exam I realize I remember nothing. FML

Anonymous - 06/11/2019 03:32

Today, i was on a flight to Egypt, stopping at Dubai. After having an emergency landing, i missed my connecting flight, cant find my baggage tag and was stranded at the airport until 1am because my driver didn't show. this is my first time overseas and i still cant find my bag. FML

not getting any - 05/11/2019 18:20 - United States - Monterey Park

Today I sent the kids over to my mom so I could surprise my husband. When he came in from work I was cooking his favorite dinner wearing extremely high heels and lingerie. He came in and startled me causing me to spill boiling hot sauce down my leg. We spent the night in the Er instead. Fml

Anonymous - 06/11/2019 02:52

Today, I was on a flight to Egypt, stopping at Dubai. After having an emergency landing, I missed my connecting flight, lost my baggage tag, was stranded at the airport until 1am because my driver didn’t want to wait and had my bag go missing for 2 weeks. This was my first time overseas by myself. FML

Anonymous - 05/11/2019 22:54 - Switzerland - Laupersdorf

Today, for the first time in my life, I had genuine compassion for another person. But not for my wife, but a female colleague and it breaks my heart not being able to tell her how much she means to me. FML

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Anonymous - 05/11/2019 22:00

Today, I notice that my family is still in love with my ex-girlfriend. She comes from across the world, so I guess they feel like mothering her and supporting her when meanwhile my heart breaks every time when I see her because it’s impossible for me to move on... FML

mutlupb - 05/11/2019 10:29 - United States - College Park

Today, somehow FML got taken over by someone spewing the most idiotic shit ever written and it all got published on the "almost FML" page. FML.

Anonymous - 05/11/2019 16:16

Today, a guy friend of my girlfriend (who has admitted that he's in love with her) gave her a ring and collages of him with her. She accepted them. FML.

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Anonymous - 05/11/2019 11:26

Unlike bryan my best friend is not my mom i dont have one my best friend died in sept 2013. I also worked, drove, went back to college and volunteered on disability and i also live alone and i exercised so i dont want to hear it

Anonymous - 05/11/2019 05:22 - United States - Blythewood

I keep feeling weird vibrating sensations when i dont care for sex toys and i cant think of a guy i want to be with and i dont want to date any women. Im kind of annoyed and i want out of here

Anonymous - 05/11/2019 11:18

Somebody across the street keeps fucking with me and they knocked over my trashcan and i dont know who the fuck they are.

Anonymous - 05/11/2019 11:17

Somebody decided to use me to develop an app and accuse me of being deaf even though I can hear. Sometimes I think the idiots doing this are trying to make a bullshit silent experimental film/documentary and they're just pissed off I attempted suicide several x in the past 7 years

videreeyewear - 05/11/2019 11:07

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annoyed - 05/11/2019 08:34

Today i realized that even when i exercised everyday and weighed under 90 lbs my life was being manipulated and my thoughts were being intercepted. Basically theres no escape and im at a loss because i dont know what to do and i cant live my life the way i want to like this

Anonymous - 05/11/2019 07:52

Today, a new employee was supposed to start to help with filing upstairs because I'm currently doing the work of two people and I have been on and off for over a year. The manager sent an email this morning that said she changed her mind. FML

DogStew - 05/11/2019 07:22

Today it has been about 9 years of my mom gossiping about me. Also about 9 years of me telling her not to. And about 9 years of both my parents saying the gossiping will stop. I can’t live with lies anymore. I’m packing my bags. FML

Anonymous - 05/11/2019 07:17

Today, I got a text from my old boss. Apparently my former coworker turned principal (who's only worked there six months) decided I wasn't "working out". To top it off, he told my coworkers this three weeks ago. I've been there seven years... FML.

lyd - 04/11/2019 18:14

Today I decided to skip class to study for a test tomorrow... in a class that I'm currently failing. the maintenance people in my apartments have been in my house for hours working on "the fire detectors". apparently they need lots of drills and vacuums to do this. FML.

KaD6 - 04/11/2019 15:48

Today, I propped up my leg to put the eczema ointment on the spots. It took so long my leg fell asleep. To top it off, I had to put ointment on top of the bruise I have from leaning in to the ladder while painting. FML

anonurmom - 04/11/2019 15:46

Today, I found out that the friend I’m getting ready to say bye to forever still has the power to make me cry, no other living human being has this power over me. I want to tell them but they will think I’m trying to get with them and hate me more. FML

Anonymous - 04/11/2019 07:32

Today, My boyfriend and I used to work together in different departments but at the same health food store in Pasadena, CA. Our store director was an absolute narcissistic nightmare who bullied me hard. I remember sitting in my car crying close to driving home some days. By the grace of God I was transferred to a better store randomly because of an HR issue another assistant manager was having at another store so they just switched us. Now that I'm gone my old store director has decided to start targeting my boyfriend. :(. FML

Anonymous - 03/11/2019 17:04

Today i ran the risk of being fired, by going to the ER for a sore throat. The doctor told me i was smart for not going to work. I work in a restaurant and I have a virul infection. With a doctor's note. FML.

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Today, because of my full-time job, full-time courses, studying for the GRE, anxiety disorder, insomnia, and a recent pet death, I'm on the verge of a breakdown. My mother texted, "Looking through old photos, you were so skinny, what happened?" FML

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Today, I’d finally saved up enough to buy flights home for Christmas. After putting in the info several times, it wouldn’t work, so my husband decided to try and “help.” Not only did he buy flights to the wrong place, but now I have to wait another 5-7 days to be refunded. FML

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Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. The first thing he did was hand me a paper containing listed rules he expects me to follow. When I asked if it was a joke, he promptly pointed to number 7 on the list, "Cleanliness is not a joke". FML

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Today, I got dragged along to a family dinner. Some idiot invited my douchebag vegan uncle, who spent half the night making condescending remarks and lecturing us on how disgusting it was to have steak on offer at the table. A fistfight eventually erupted, and the cops were called. FML

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Today, I decided to declutter my closet and donate old clothes. Proud of my altruism, I packed everything into bags and drove to the donation center. As I handed over the bags, the volunteer looked at me sympathetically and said, "We're not accepting donations right now." So not only did I just Marie Kondo my wardrobe, I also managed to be a one-person traffic jam for nothing. FML

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Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

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