By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
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Caitlynn2013 0

He's a child??? Your the one who has a damn pillow pet, and a unicorn SMH!! jeeze

How are you gunna call him a child when your the one with a pillow pet.

I don't know why people complain about these kind of boyfriends. I would bust up laughing.

He's a child? Whos the one with the pillow pet?

Hooey111 0
aubbeymp 3

That's funny!!!! :) Not an FML!!

Scarlettx7 0

He's just trying to have fun hehe

Skitzer 0

I have a Unicorn pillow pet too x3 That guy is immature >.>