By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
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MicroFuturism 1

Pfft don't be so uptight.

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Mipz 2

Ydi for having a pillowpet and calling HIM childish.

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ShadowBitch99 2

Oh my god that's so gauche!! XD

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Amandabobmaxwell 4

Says the chick with the unicorn pillow pet..

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ThatsFckdUp 0

Wat kind of bf does that, ik, one that u should smack and say fck off then shove the pillows head up his rear and say bye

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needsagf14 12

You're the child since you have a freaking pillow pet

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Kaffle 5

should have totally had sex with the pillow pet

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gurlucrazy 0

You accused him of acting like a child while you have a unicorn pillow pet?? hypocrite

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shepherdjewelr 0

U have a unicorn pillow pet and you call him childish? Sounds about even to me...

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mightyboosh 1

YDI for having that pillow in the first place!!

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