By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
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MicroFuturism 1

Pfft don't be so uptight.

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cheesycheddar 4

You have a pillow pet and you're calling him a child???

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hazardmuffin 21

You have a unicorn pillow pet and you're overreacting about your boyfriend joking around and HE'S the one who's acting childish?

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neongurl98 10

How is this an FML? so you're boyfriends immature. You must be too if this is your biggest problem to make you say '**** my life'.

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YoshiXclusive 0

Spence of humor, nikka!

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JadeWalker 14

Im sorry but YDI, u can't call him a child when your the one with a pillow pet/ unicorn.

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MakeAScene 4

Sounds like a keeper.

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stokation 0

He's the child but you have a pillow pet?

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Cv2 0

well,maybe he was being childish, but last time i checked, pillow pets are for children anyway.

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Rainbowface 2

Psssh big deal quit bein bitchy.my bf once made my feet "hump" each other and told me I had dirty ***** feet.i laughed my ass off.oh,and i'm 23.learn to laugh at jokes or your life'll be very very boring

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