By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
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MicroFuturism 1

Pfft don't be so uptight.

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jadamsclassic 5

stop being a child? you have a pillow pet...

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toxickitty666 1

Ur are the little girl .. Who has a unicorn pillow .. U don't have a sense of humor ..,

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sickenedwinter86 0

He's a child for making a joke with your UNICORN toy-pillows? I think you're the child and he is just immature.

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lemonloli1990 7

Let me get this straight, you own a pillow pet, and are upset with your boyfriend fir acting like a child? Makes sense to me.

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stevenmx86 7

Can the person who was cuddling a pillow pet really tell someone else to stop acting like a child? Grow up OP...

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SAgirl 13

Sounds like your boy friend has a sense of humor. You should really consider investing in one as well, it's healthy for a relation ship.

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bitemebananaman 3

Reason you didnt deserve it is cause you told him to stop and he didnt. In the household I was raised in, if someone said stop you stop.

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lreiss 0

And it's not childish to have a unicorn pillow pet?

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coolstoryari 0

:D that is awesome!

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Calyx_fml 21

You with the unicorn pillow should not be telling others off for acting childish.

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