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By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2018 01:30

Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML

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Fun times

By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 23:01

Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML

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This is happening

By mikmak - 20/12/2015 13:26 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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There's a time and a place

By Hanna - 03/04/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML

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I'm right here

By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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Don't wanna know

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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silverx10 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:15

And this is why it pays to pretend with headphones on.

michelle4srs 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:18

Right when they started you should have pretended to wake up and made a loud noise to let them know.

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wanagetjagked 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:19

Dude, you've should've pretended to wake up so you wouldn't hear all of it. I wonder if you heard them do it at home O_O

nugge 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 7:34

that is why you always have a mp3 player

redcrayonsays 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 21:02

Dude, that's a huge No-no. You wake up and say "Mom, dad. WHAT THE **** I'M RIGHT HERE!" I'm sorry you had to go thru that. -_- Shit sucks.

etanico 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:13

YDI for being a lying dumbass

EveryDayJackAss 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 8:05

oh shit....this is worse then hEARinG your parents have sex.....its like someone just had explosive diarhhea and told you EVERYYYY SINGLEEE DETAILL OF ITTT!!!!!!

thatonesinginkid 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 6:45

Ha, sucks for you. That's when you break out the whole "Yawn loudly, sit up, stretch, and ask the time" routine. It's usually bulletproof, I've used it countless times. unless of course you've got some sick ass parentals.

xclegend613 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 20:09

next time that happens... Tuck and Roll. then hitch hike your way back home

Bucinka 5

Thursday 24 December 2009 21:39

I'm tired of you teen douchebags who think your parents' sex life is about YOU. If they're young enough to still get it up and be into each other, hooray for them. You should be so lucky when you're their age, which I bet isn't all that old.