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By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

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You deserved it 20 804

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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2018 01:30

Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML

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You deserved it 739

Fun times

By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 23:01

Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 840

You deserved it 2 461

This is happening

By mikmak - 20/12/2015 13:26 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 588

You deserved it 3 138

Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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You deserved it 137

There's a time and a place

By Hanna - 03/04/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML

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You deserved it 4 671

I'm right here

By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 671

You deserved it 22 479

By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 478

You deserved it 6 013

Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 437

You deserved it 3 809

Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 372

You deserved it 3 806

Don't wanna know

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 249

You deserved it 4 193

silverx10 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:15

And this is why it pays to pretend with headphones on.

michelle4srs 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:18

Right when they started you should have pretended to wake up and made a loud noise to let them know.

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Wombats111 0

Monday 27 July 2009 16:37

At least it isn't you mom describing what she wanted to do with you.

looloothing 9

Monday 27 July 2009 16:38

you should have "woken up" so they would stop.

Warzprite 0

Monday 27 July 2009 16:48

YDI, or you would have "woke up" to make them stop. Obviously you wanted to hear it

cactus_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 17:57

Um, I'm pretty sure it would be more awkwark if the OP's parents knew what he heard.

Hockeylover87_71 0

Monday 27 July 2009 17:05

I agree with #49 and#50, you clearly enjoyed it.

BigBlueMonster 0

Monday 27 July 2009 17:35

This reminds me of the one where the guy pretended to listen to music and his parents started talking about how ugly he was...

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Monday 27 July 2009 17:56

That's when you let them know you're still awake. YDI

epicfail13337 4

Monday 27 July 2009 19:48

Sucks you had to listen to your parents talk dirty about each other. You might even get another sibling!

Chocoholic17 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:41

FYL, but you should've done some arm stretching and loud yawning and said, "Are we there yet?" or something.

storyteller07 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 0:07

Opossum fail!

sobe23 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 5:58

AHHHH!!! gross!! lol

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