By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

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Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML
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silverx10 0

And this is why it pays to pretend with headphones on.

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michelle4srs 0

Right when they started you should have pretended to wake up and made a loud noise to let them know.

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buunana 0

Fake. Fake. Fake. I call baloney. I read almost the exact same one just a short while ago.

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moomoomrcow 0

@2 i HOPE not! XP would you get a boner from listening to your PARENTS talking dirrty?

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deliapearl 0

nice to know they keep the love alive. it's tough to keep the fires burning with a kid around all the time

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mastory96 0

@WonderBlunder: great idea. :) OP shoulda done that.

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atomick 0

All you had to do was tell them you were awake. Crisis averted. Quit whining to us about it.

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Dude_fml 0

Dude, your scheme worked perfectly. What's to complain?

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whatastory 0

Man, there's SOOOOOOOOOO many FMLs like this already...why do the mods let these through??

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8IGHTY8 0

okay wow yr parents are careless

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xHaniffax 0

Maybe they were doing it on purpose....How heavy can one sleep in a car anyway.

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Jennydew 0

Maybe that's why you shouldn't pretend you're asleep while riding in the car. You never know what the other occupants are going to talk about.

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