Sucks!!! I can fake sleeping but fake waking up is hard cuz your always parinoid it wont look right or like one time my cuzzin and my sisters boyfriends little brother spent the night, they were all in my room and i was dozing off but they started 'messing around' idk i was younger! But he was like come on just let me see and my cuzzin was giggling and making noises and i tryed moving around so they would think i was awake but they didnt!!!!! I was scared bcuz i didnt wanna get them introuble but i didnt wanna hear it!!! So finally i grabed my pillow and blanky and ran to my moms room and slept on the floor at the foot of the bed!!!

They knew you weren't asleep.

Ha ha, random period much? "Today, while driving home with my parents." Bet you were glad you pretended to be asleep to avoid a delightful conversation with your mother. It was the least you could do for the woman who gave birth to you, ya know.

I would of screamed and flailed my arm about.

maybe your parents were trying to pull a prank on you?

I wouldve scared the shit out of them with a very loud "HEY GUYS!!!"

hahaha, we live in the same region...woot. fyl indeed.

naughty (meant to be read in a fancy erotic british voice)

You should interrupt "remember to play safe kids, I don't want another sibling alright?"

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