Miscellaneous: Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

By AwwChute - 21/02/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

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By badluckantonio - 25/08/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML

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By kmjlevesque - 03/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML

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By lolographic24 - 13/02/2010 13:44 - Norway

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

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You deserved it 4 157

By pmony - 02/02/2012 02:48 - United States

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment while taking the trash out, without my phone. I had to wait outside for three hours until my flatmate came home from work to let me back in. FML

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You deserved it 251

By Username - 01/06/2011 08:09 - Singapore

Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML

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You deserved it 4 395

By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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You deserved it 32 213

By whoops - 29/06/2014 20:37 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

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You deserved it 60 951

By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 10:45 - United States

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

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You deserved it 3 166

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By yuck - 21/06/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

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Sunday 21 February 2010 9:07

How did you.......oh riiight, Oregon...smh

IDunnoz 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:07

wtf

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surpriserp510 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:24

lol not skinny enough

Lee002 8

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:24

haha smooth OP smooth

Aah_Zombies 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:29

Hahah. The short fml's are always the best. Hope you took a shower :)

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:33

R2! Shut down all trash compactors on the reactor level! (sorry, I'm a terminal geek)

shamille 5

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:26

Good thing the furnace wasn't lit or she'd be sizzled like a sausage!!!

AlcaSMT 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:35

At least you got out :D

juggal3tte 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:52

^^^^maybe OP didn't and they're just typing this on their phone.

AlcaSMT 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 11:30

Haha if that's true, SDI since she should've called for help instead of posting on FML.

LauraTheKiwi 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:40

yes, the first thing they think when they get stuck down a garbage chute is 'I HAVE TO POST THIS ON FML' ;D

babybubz 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:54

wtf? how the hell did you manage to do that? loll..

Whydoyouask 11

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:55

short, sweet, and to the point.

Dani1234 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 10:05

Were you by any chance trying to retrieve your key? Lol just imaging this.

Classifieds 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 10:09

do I really want to know how?

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Bye bye clothes

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